Rabbi Tuckman: The ladies love a circumcision! . Robin Hood: I lost. Right the wrongs. Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." Robin Hood: All right, I promise you won't go. Achoo: We didn't land on Sherwood Forest! Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo. (Touches a Venus De Milo statue) AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Achoo: He's gonna deflower her in the tower! But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you. But you grew some nice boobs. Scarlet: Blinkin! Robin Hood: Bless you. Let me see the script. That's a good change! A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993) Description; Trailers (2) Youtube Videos (0) Posters (1) Quotes (26) Comments (13) Change Logs; Robin Hood: Men In Tights Quotes 28335. I am called Robin of Loxley. Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin? MovieQuotes.com © 1998-2020 | All rights reserved, More Movies with genre: Comedy, Musical, Adventure, directed this movie Prince John: Are you sure? Robin Hood: Good. Robin Hood: I am Robin Hood, and these are my Merry Men! And tell them I vow to put an end to the injustice. Tweet +1. Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father was alive. Achoo: Pissed off? Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd. Sheriff of Rottingham: This is a stealth catapult, we've been secretly working on it for months. End the tyranny. Blinkin: Guessing. And which King might that be? Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Maid Marian: This means you've always been my one true love because it's just the … Gotta get pumpin'. Ahchoo: Blinkin - what's the fastest way to reach the villagers? Before you do it, you must go through it! Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague. Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." Robin "..I'll bet.". "C'mon, it happened in "Blazing Saddles". Sheriff of Rottingham: Save them, save them, hurt you, hurt you, yes, I've got it! Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! Scarlet: Actually, Scarlet is my middle name. Prince John: It's a good change. Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question... [Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him]. Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo. "Robin Hood: Men in Tights Quotes." The Abbot: "Good morrow." Robin Hood: No, no, we're straight, just merry. Your name is Mervin? “Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a. Quotes . He makes circumcisions. Voila! A little more blood, yes! Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin? Achoo: And why not? Like. They were going to try to lure you there with an archery contest. Browse more character quotes from Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Share. Robin Hood: [first meeting Blinkin the blind servant] BLINKIN! Protect the forest. move ya tits little john, you look like a flameing Picasso! I was angry at you before Loxley. Quotes.net. Sherwood Forest landed on us! A chastity belt! Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! Rabbi Tuckman: [makes a suggestive wave of his hand] Faigelehs? King Richard? [After Achoo is named the new Sheriff of Rottingham]. Maid Marian: Yes? That's going to chafe my willy! Quotes will be submitted for approval by the RT staff. Latrine. Achoo: Maybe we should just use the dummies in battle. Larry King? Robin Hood: It's very fascinating. How did your family come by it? The song-and-dance sequences featuring a chorus line of the Merry Men ("We're men / men in tights") is vintage Brooks, but otherwise the film can't get any traction. But you grew some nice boobs. All rights reserved. Wedding Guest #1: "Good morrow, Abbot." Larry King? Robin Hood: Men in Tights Photos. Sheriff of Rottingham: The old man is Loxley. Maid Marian "That's my chastity belt.. Its an everlast!" That's a good change! I made that up. Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso! What are you doing? Robin Hood: Men in Tights It's not Blazing Saddles, but there are some chuckles to be found in Mel Brooks's 1993 spoof of the Robin Hood legend. King Richard: From this day forth, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as "Johns"! Sheriff of Rottingham: The old man is Loxley. Sheriff of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy! Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Boy: Thank you for saving me life, me lord. Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. Share. ", Robin: "Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Achoo. Or a hanging. Little John: Let's face it. Achoo: We didn't land on Sherwood Forest!

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